‘Scuse me, ‘scuse me. HEY. Are you seriously going to stare at that computer all day? When there are leaf blowers out there to attack? Wild onions to sniff?
Come on—ten minutes. Get in the car; we’ll let our ears ripple in the wind.
You don’t even have to pay me for my excellent idea. Or maybe you do. I’ll take a cookie or a belly rub.