One of my junior high friends was over at the house one day when ROMANCING THE STONE came on cable. You remember how it starts, right? With Kathleen Turner wrapping up her latest novel, bawling over her own lines as she types? My friend started laughing; she elbowed me and said, "That's going to be you someday!"
Truer words have never been spoken. This is what I've looked like this week, as I hammered out my latest book: